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Today has felt like a repeat of many days I have spent with the ("idiots?") "have you seen the paper work for........" and of course the answer from all was NO! my fellow co. worker ("idot?") shuffled a few bits of paper about "no no it's not here it must be in the van of fellow co. worker who is not working today" so I thinks I bet the piece of paper is right in front of his nose and I bet him £500 it was in the office "NO it is not I have not seen it I would know if I had" guess what there it was right under his nose. I have told him I will settle for £450 instead of the £500.