Just too much trouble!

Today one of my fellow co. workers "idiot?" came mincing through the showroom. "Ha" he said "I thought you were in trouble" "WHAT?" says I and looked up.There he was carrying a loo roll to the loo by his office (The loo only he uses for reasons that shall remain unprinted) "I thought I had taken the last loo roll" he says. But no I am wiser than that I had purchased a pack of 9 last night on the way home along with some milk and tea bags the essentials all workers require. But of course I am the only one who can purchase such items I would never rely on the "IDIOTS?" to replenish the stocks. I thought no more of our conversation until just now when I went to spend a penny. There was the bag he had removed the loo roll from left on the side. I can't believe he took the last roll and just put the bag back for someone else to dispose of.When I asked him why he just shrugged his shoulders and denied it.

I previously blogged that a fellow co. worker "idiot?" who likes to attend funerals had informed me that he would need to attend a gathering last week. I am pleased but not surprised to inform you that because I told him he could only attend the service and not partake of tea and sandwiches afterwards he decided not to attend. I shall await the local free paper tomorrow and consider his requests for compassionate leave once he has read the hatch match and dispatch columns.