My husband and I

Today we are short staffed. My fellow co. worker "idiot?" who works the shop with me is sailing the high seas.It being winter the operative word here is HIGH I would imagine. Anyhow he's not back for eighteen days. My other fellow co. worker "idiot?" who could man the shop with me is on the road all day. So you would think husband fellow co. worker "idiot?" would be here to help out wouldn't you? Well at 9.30 this morning he popped out "I have to go out again at 11.30" he said "but I'll be back in a minute." It's now 1.15 and all I've heard from him is a phone call in which he said "I can't talk now I'll phone you back." That was at least 2 hours ago. Tonight when the shop closes he'll say "what's for tea?" he'll enter the spotless house I cleaned before work this morning, enter the bathroom with a soft fluffy towel I washed and dried. Climb into the lovely bed I made this morning and tell me "HE'S TIRED!!!!"