the naked truth

Last night we were just closing. My fellow co. worker who cycles to work always decides to change into his lycra shorts in the warehouse was mid trouser change. In came a customer. "ooh I know you're just closing" she said "but do you mind if I quickly find some samples to take away?." Of course I turned the lights back on and helped her to select as per her requirements. As I was serving her we had a little giggle about the "idiot?" cavorting about in his boxer shorts. I wonder why he doesn't change in the toilet like a normal person!