Monday 18 April 2011

Sixth sense or no sense?

Today I ambled in after a BAD night. Sore throat runny nose and it's Monday. Some how I knew my fellow co. workers "idiots?" wouldn't be any help. As I drove into the carpark there was a fellow co. worker "idiot?" sporting a pair of flip flops and jeans polishing his work shoes. Bad start. 8.30 came and went two fellow co. workers "idiots?" not arrived yet. Bad start. They duly ambled in a bit later. I never said a word but I looked at the clock and it's filed in my head. 9.30 we ran out of milk. Bad start. I went out to purchase supplies. On my return one job couldn't now be done today. Bad start. Do you think I had a sixth sense my fellow co. workers would be of no help today? Or do you think I had no sense because I didn't throw a sicky? You may leave your feed back should you desire.

Friday 15 April 2011

New office

I decided today to give my blog a make over. I hope you like my new office!

I just can't see it

Today a fellow co. worker "idiot?" came wandering in. "it's no good" he muttered. "My e-mail's not working". I looked at him. Now this "idiot?" is not very technical. So I went to his computer. Pressed the send & receive button. And hey presto the e-mail magically arrived. It beggars belief that this "idiot?" keeps reminding me about his grammar school education implying he's so much cleverer than he is. Because I have shown him so many times how to do this. He goes for weeks on end and doesn't go any where near his computer and then he's surprised that he has ten million e-mails he needs to look at!

Thursday 7 April 2011

Hopes and aspirations

Oh how I dreamed that my fellow co. worker "idiot?" would be my best friend when the sun is shining. I had wonderful visions of starting work late and finishing early to make the most of the nice days.
Yesterday I woke up and the sun was shining. I said to the other half "I feel really tired can I start late?" "NO" was his reply "you can't leave those idiots on there own get up." I am a victim of my own blog. My dreams were shattered. Now an endless summer lies before me. Get up get to work spend the best parts of the day indoors with the "IDIOTS?" it's enough to make you weep!!