unpublished

If you've missed me and my blog I'm sorry. I have blogged but my efforts have remained unpublished. A comment was made  by husband "idiot?" that I shouldn't upset people. I have spent some time considering this comment. I don't want to upset people.And I must consider that I may. I have pondered the thought that although I consider my blog funny others may not. Perhaps I need to change my format a little bit in order to be less offensive to my fellow co. workers?

Prick-a-lee

My fellow co. workers and I are well known for our banter. We do take the proverbial p*** out of each other all the time. And I think we all give as good as we get. There is one amongst us who doesn't share our sense of humour.He gets positively prickly if you take the p*** too much. Monday afternoon the boys were on form the insults were bouncing off the walls. Mr prickly go up and walked out of the room. On his return a comment was made about him being miserable. He replied " I'm not miserable But if Nicola says I am then I must be" this comment added to to the hilarity because no one calls me Nicola unless I've really upset them. Unfortunately now this poor individual has shown his lack of humour he will never be safe when the boys are in store.

Night mare

OH NO my fellow co. worker "idiot?" told me working Saturday was a night mare. WHY? you must be asking yourself. Was he inundated with customers? NO Was he feeling poorly? NO. Was his pussy poorly? NO. Could he not find his christmas cardie with the fur trimmed hood? NO. Could his wife not find her umbrella? NO NO NO. The cause of his night mare was...............His gate was frozen shut! Honestly this "idiot?" is priceless.