What's it all about?

I can't fathom it. My fellow co. workers "idiots?" just don't seem to get it. This morning out popped an "idiot?" from the back office. "I can't find ****** folder." This would be a work folder need for today. "Don't be stupid" said I. "No one was in your office yesterday. I was working on my own. It doesn't have legs. Go back and have another look." Off he popped. The folder wasn't mentioned again. And the boys went off to there job. I can only assume the folder turned up! A little bit later a fellow co. worker "idiot?" phoned up moaning quite what he expected me to do to solve his problems I do  not know. He winged away and then put the phone down. I can only assume he solved the problems for himself! perhaps I should start a help line. Wingers anonymous phone me with all your problems and they'll solve themselves. I might just give that a go.