Bad news the "idiots?" have not been around much for the last couple weeks so there has not been much funny stuff to blog about all work and no play and all that.
SO I have been thinking about funny scenarios that have happened in the past.This is one that happened to me a couple of years ago.
I know this is hard to believe but it was a very warm sunny day and I was serving in the warehouse. I was wearing an expensive pair of black trousers with a rear zip and a top that didn't cover the bum area.
I'm throwing samples around for the customer to select from stretching here and there and giving it my all. After about twenty minutes the customer says to me "you have a problem around the back dear" so I looked at the back door of the warehouse. I couldn't see anything amiss so I carried on with the patter. The customer says once again "You have a problem at the back dear" once again I looked at the back door. "No dear YOU have a problem at the back." Some how the penny dropped and I felt my behind. For god knows how long I had been showing my not so special not at all sexy underwear to all and sundry. We hurredly finished and off she went with samples. I relayed to a fellwo co. worker "idiot?" my problem and went home to change my trousers. On my return the show room had a que of people waiting to be served. Instead of him just getting on with it until I got back my fellow co. worker had informed all of them of my dilemma and they were all waiting for me to serve them. I have no idea how long my zip had been broken I could have been showing all for most of the day and people were just to polite or embarrassed to tell me. It didn't get any better either because the customer who had full view of my undergarments never made an order, and I binned the trousers because I will never risk a back zip again!
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