Hypochondria update

This morning I had a telephone call from my fellow co. worker ("idot?") who is a hypochondriac it's a Saturday morning so I was wondering why he was phoning me when he doesn't have to work today. He told me he was phoning me to tell me he is very ill and will not be able to go out today. He's been up all night and is feeling really poorly. Any one who knows him is welcome to drop in donations of chocolate and fruit to help with his recovery because I'm pretty sure he's going to milk this one for weeks to come. And I need to eat plenty of chocolate and fruit to keep me going.